“Good man, Bodhi,” I say, petting him on the head. “You, sir, are changing the world one sock at a time.”
Give a big Flannel Files welcome to Bodhi, Cat of the Month.
For the better part of today, he carried this dirty gym sock up and down the stairs. Now, that’s dedication, folks.
Actually, it was a slow day. Here’s the haul he delivered to our bed a few weeks ago like some weird scene from the movie Carol. If Therese were, perhaps, a cat.
In the meantime, this cat posed for kitty porn.
And this cat napped in typical cat fashion.
Congratulations, Bodhi. You are a superhero! Whether you know it or not.
Remember that time when you
got caught in a plastic bag and ran real fast all over the house like a maniac every time you moved and the bag rustled wore this cool handmade plastic cape?
You rocked then, and you rock now!
Bodhi: Cat of the Month
* * *
Who’s your pet of the month and why?
Last weekend, I did, perhaps, the lez-iest thing ever.
I went to the vet with my lesbian wife and two of our cats. Bodhi and Sammy. We are a walking, talking stereotype.
We had brought them in for their annual exam. They passed with flying colors.
However, we had to bring one of the cats back today. He had a cut on his paw that had gotten infected. I didn’t feel like a giant lesbian today. It was just me, my lesbian wife and ONE cat. Totally different.
Here’s Bodhi after his vet appointment.
They wrapped his paw in a pink leopard print bandage. He doesn’t seem to mind. He is not a very butch cat.
All this got me thinking. What about you? What have you done recently that left you feeling like the world’s biggest lesbian? Organized a potluck after your softball game? Went on a shopping spree and only purchased cargo shorts?
I’ll pick the best answer and send out a copy of my book as a prize. Or if you already have the book, I’ll send you out some other butch swag. A bow tie or beer opener or something butch.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave a comment now!
Posted in Cats, Gay & Lesbian
Tagged butch, cat, cats, contest, free giveaway, freebie, gay, gender, giveaway, lesbian, prize, transgender, vet
My son says our cat Magic is purebred.
W says she’s inbred.