Guys, yesterday might have been my best day ever. It was like seeing a rainbow, getting the perfect haircut and winning free flannel for a year all in one day.
It started off with a delivery of boxer briefs that I had ordered from Groupon a few weeks ago and then promptly forgot.
I mean, who doesn’t like new underwear, especially when it’s delivered right to your house.
Then we went to a bowling fundraiser for my nephew, who has cystic fibrosis. There was bowling and all the pizza a butch could eat.
And just when I thought the day couldn’t get any better, I won a bucket of booze in a raffle.
The big price was a bottle of Jagermeister Spice. I’ve never tried the spice version, but this butch runs on Jager.
We headed for home, and then I ran out to celebrate Independent Bookstore Day at my local bookstore, which was hosting a release of a fiction anthology created by local authors. I bought a copy of the anthology that all of the authors so kindly signed and got to pick out a free book courtesy of the store.
When I got home, high from an evening of talking about books and smelling fresh ink on the page, I found another delivery waiting for me.
Two pair of new sneakers.
I’ve never owned a pair of Brooks before, but they seem super comfortable and good for walking.
And a butch can never have too many pairs of Chucks.
So, to recap.
One. New underwear.
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What four things would be included in your perfect day?