Congrats to Family Values Lesbian! You, my friend, are the biggest lesbian ever and the winner of The Flannel Files’ latest contest! You can read about FVL’s engagement and other adventures here. Tell her Middle-age butch sent ya.
Thanks to everyone who participated. If it makes you feel better, you’re all giant lesbians! You can read the other entries in the comments section this post.
FVL, send me your mailing address, and I’ll send you out a copy of my book. Or, e-mail you an e-book, if you prefer. You can find my contact information on my homepage.