You know you’re a humongous lesbian when you get engaged to your lady friend. And you happen to be a lady, too. Plus, foam trucker caps.
Congrats to Family Values Lesbian! You, my friend, are the biggest lesbian ever and the winner of The Flannel Files’ latest contest! You can read about FVL’s engagement and other adventures here. Tell her Middle-age butch sent ya.
Thanks to everyone who participated. If it makes you feel better, you’re all giant lesbians! You can read the other entries in the comments section this post.
FVL, send me your mailing address, and I’ll send you out a copy of my book. Or, e-mail you an e-book, if you prefer. You can find my contact information on my homepage.
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Oh, my goodness! I’m going to swoon!
I didn’t think I had a chance, what with kitties and sheep cud and hair clippers and a Mom spelling out d.i.k.e.y. I mean, that Drive-By Truckers trucker’s cap is the butchest thing I’ve ever done (besides being an engineer)
I’ve never won anything in my life, other than the parent lottery and the girlfriend lottery! And I win for doing the easiest and smartest thing (and the biggest win) of my life!
I’ll drop you a line. My fiancée is resolutely ink-on-paper, but since I started riding the electric sewer, I’m a confirmed e-booker!
I love making women swoon.
Keep in mind it was The Biggest Lesbian Ever Contest. Not a Biggest Butch Contest. Then yeah, clippers — buzz, buzz — and all that other stuff.
I’ll get the e-book to you later today. Congrats again on your engagement! Ah, love.