No. 1: Middle-age butch has trouble with letting go.
No. 2: Never glitter a butch.
No. 3: Or you will never hear the end of it.
No. 4: For realz.
And now for all you math geeks: According to our poll, 38 percent of you said it’s best to never ever glitter a butch. I’m guessing the femmes out there agreed that butches are magical creatures. That captured 31 percent of the vote. Three of you, or 23 percent, suggested, butch or no butch, never let glitter get the best of you because it’s just glitter. And one of you indicated that butches are big whiny crybabies.
So, yeah, never glitter a butch.
And here are some more things you shouldn’t do:
* Tell her that her tie is pretty.
* Buy her a drink that comes with a side of fruit and an umbrella like a Malibu Bay Breeze.
* Ask her if she is growing out her hair.
* Ask her to hold your purse.
* Try to hold a conversation with her while she’s watching the game.
* Ask her if her name is short for something else.
* Tell her she would look better with a little foundation and blush.
* Ask to borrow her curling iron.
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Your turn. What’s your best butch don’t?