I was watching TV today while folding the laundry. That’s when I saw a promo for a new show.
Butched.
Genius, I thought.
I didn’t even have to watch the clip to know what it was all about.
The show would be hosted by a famous butch. Someone like Lea DeLaria.
Every week, a random person would be “butched,” or given a butch makeover. This would involve cargo shorts, a T-shirt or polo shirt, new sneakers, maybe a baseball cap or even a tattoo.
Because everyone knows butches have more fun.
There would be instructions on how to give the butch nod, what beverage to order with lunch (beer), what beverage to order with dinner (beer), how to walk with a swagger, tie a Windsor knot, sing along to Melissa Etheridge songs in the car, open a jar of pickles without showing effort and respond to “can I help you, sir?”
And then I realized the show was actually called Botched. And it was about fixing plastic surgery mishaps.
Nevermind.
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But if there was a show called Butched, what would it be about?
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Butched sounds a lot more interesting than Botched. I might even volunteer for a show called Butched. . . just to make sure I’m up to date. 🙂 Cheers.
Will mark you down as a possible contestant. Pretty much everything sounds better than a show about plastic surgery.
Dang!! you built my hopes up , then dashed them lol , would be way cool if they ever did make a show called Butched !!
Sorry for that. Maybe someday there will be a show called Butched. Until then, it only exists in the far recesses of my mind.
Lolol awesome
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I would never leave the house. Watch, rewatch, rewatch, etc.
It’s not even a show, but you’re officially the biggest fan!
I only know you should be the first guest to set the standard for the rest of the show. 🙂
I’m up for a butch-over. Or a butch tune-up. Just to make sure I’m doing it right.
Write and copyright a pilot NOW!!!!! Truly, truly truly.
Hmmm … Maybe you’re onto something there. I’ll have to read about pitching a show to a network. LOGO, call me.
Oo! Oo! I feel a script writing workshop coming on…
I actually thought about trying to write a play today.
I agree with Dean. Your idea is much more interesting than plastic surgery.You should pitch it.
I’ve seen Botched … I would much rather watch Butched!
Not even a show and it’s already a hit. In our minds.
lmao awesome! i was excited for all of 4.7 seconds…and then. nevermind.
Yeah. Sorry about that. Perhaps I should have lead with a warning. But what fun is that?
nooooo! it was perfect lol
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I wish!
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It gave me a good laugh on a rotten day at work. Thanks!
No joking. You need to do this.