Lesbian fashion

MIDDLE-AGE BUTCH, THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT PURCHASE IN THE Boy’s DEPARTMENT.  SAVINGS LOOK GOOD ON YOU!

Gee, Kohl’s Department Store, I never knew you noticed.

This e-mail message was followed by pictures of two Justin Bieberish male models wearing striped v-neck shirts.

WE THOUGHT THESE WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU.

Oh, Kohl’s, how right you are.  You do know your lesbians.

W laughed when I told her about the e-mail.

“I’m touched,” I said.

“It’s kind of creepy,” she said.

“Touching and creepy,” I replied.

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Here’s hoping you have a touching holiday minus the creepy, of course.  Happy Holidays!