I have a thing for the reality show Millionaire Matchmaker, which airs on Bravo.
The show features Patti Stanger, a third-generation matchmaker who sets up millionaires with potential matches.
I’m not sure why I like the show, but I do.
Part of the reason might be that I only watch shows that are on channels 58 (A&E) through 78 (OWN), with the exception of sporting events and channel 50 (FOOD). Which really limits my viewing options. No real reason. I’m just weird, and cable television presents way too many choices for me.
Anyway, there was a Millionaire Matchmaker marathon on today. I had it on in the background while I did a kazillion loads of laundry and continued to pack up Christmas.
I’ve always wished that the show was around back in the day when I was dating guys and sporting long red fingernails.
I’ll never forget one episode of Millionaire Matchmaker in which Patti attempted to out a suspected lesbian who was auditioning for a potential date with a millionaire.
She asked if the woman typically liked “pretty boys.”
Whoa. That rang a bell. I always had a thing for “pretty boys.” Well, at least until I admitted my attraction to pretty girls.
Today, Patti talked about how a masculine energy female attracts a feminine energy male. My dating history makes so much sense now.
Without further ado, here are Middle-age butch’s biggest male crushes of all time:
PRINCE (number 1 of all time)
JON BON JOVI
Anyone else care to share?