Chick porn with a side of pony

W just texted me.

W: Should be home by 7:30.

Me: Ok.  Pony?

W: Yes please!

The “pony” refers to dinner.  W’s comfort food is chicken Rice-a-Roni served on a plate and pressed down flat to the edges like a giant disc.

At some point, I started calling it “pony.”  Why?  Because it rhymes with “roni,” and I find the thought of serving someone pony hilarious.  I know, I’m fucked up.  But hopefully in a weird and artistic Tim Burton or Quentin Tarantino kind of way and not in a lesbian serial killer Aileen Wuornos kind of way.

Sometimes when I’m feeling especially lighthearted and playful, I imagine the pony pieces come from a My Little Pony, which adds rainbows, whimsy and sparkle to the dish.

At first, W was grossed out by the mere thought of pony meat-infused rice.

It doesn’t even faze her anymore (see excited text message, above).

My warped ways seem to be rubbing off on her, for better or worse.

Sometimes she’ll ask for “porn.”

Well, don’t we all.

But by this she means pony (a.k.a. Rice-a-Roni) mixed with corn.

And, sometimes she wants “chick porn,” which is pony (a.k.a. Rice-a-Roni mixed with corn) with a side of chicken nuggets.

Silly, I know.  But it keeps us smiling.  Besides, it’s much more fun to serve up an order of chick porn than a plate of nuggets, rice and corn.

What are your code words?

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2 responses to “Chick porn with a side of pony

  1. Storm M. Silvermane

    We don’t have any code words, because with our warped sense of humor it could be really scary lol

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